WUSR Scranton
The only station in the valley that won't refuse to jaywalk.
The only station in the valley that won't sign an environmental petition, twice.
The only station in the valley that won't question authority, but might ask for clarification.
The only station in the valley that won't send never-ending emails with a smiley face.
The only station in the valley that won't play your last favorite hit. 
WUSR Scranton is managed by the University of Scranton Ministry of Communication and Blandishment. When in doubt, bring a key. WUSR Scranton
When in doubt, sing on key. WUSR Scranton
When the world gives you jelly beans, make jelly. WUSR Scranton
If Lady GaGa married the Night, how long would the marriage last? WUSR Scranton
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